Santa was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: "Yes!"
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After unsuccessful attempts to land the plane airhostess was repeatedly saying..
"we r on outskirts."
Santa shouted "when will we enter the skirts?"
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Santa: If I die, will you remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Santa at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Santa says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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