What Do You Want For Christmas?

Well, Martha wants a new needlepoint kit this year... Hmmm...too hard... I know! I'll giver her a...
	...FRUIT CAKE!
And the Johnson kids want bikes and those electronic toys and such... Bah! They'd be better off with...
	...A yummy FRUIT CAKE!
Then there's ol' Bob, begging for new golf clubs again... What he really needs is a...
	...A fruity-toot FRUIT CAKE!
This is the best, best, bestest Christmas yet! Yee Ha Ho Ho! I think I'll give them all...
	...A store-bought, ...months old, ...chewy & delicious FRUIT CAKE!
And what do YOU want for Christmas this year? Ho Ho Ho!