Why are a lion at the beach Because the lion has sandy claws. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him. What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold. Where do Santa's reindeer like to stop Deery Queen for a Blizzard! Why do giraffes get Christmas gifts every year? They are so good that they'll stick Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log. What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet! If athletes get athletes foot, Missle-toe! How many reindeer does Santa Have??? 11! Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus. Why does Santa's sled get such Because it has long-distance runners Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle. JUDY: What did the ghosts say MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, What do you call a person who is scared of Santa? Claus-trophobic! How do sheep in Mexico Fleece Navidad! What do you call a bunch of Chess nuts boasting in an What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish. ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! SANTA: Use a pen. What reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet! What does Santa say when he OH OH NO!
and Christmas alike?
for lunch?
their necks out for anyone.
what do astronauts get?
Rudoph (the one with the red nose)
Olive (Olive the other reindeer)
and Al (Then Al the reindeer loved him)
good mileage?
on each side.
to Santa Claus?
without you.
sack time!
say Merry Christmas?
grandmastersof chess bragging about
their games in a hotel lobby?
open foyer!
What should I do?
gets sick?
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