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 An employee approached his boss and asked for a raise. "Well" began the head man, "business is bad now, Frank and I just can't afford to give you a raise."  "But I'm doing the three men's work and I always have..." retorted Frank.  "Three men's work?" exploded the boss. "Tell me who the other two are, and I'll fire them!"
 
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Can you put something like that in this prescription?  Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill.