So I Will Wish

Glad You're Mine
I think of you every day as I wake up
and every night as I lie down to sleep.
I miss everything about you,
miss being so close to you:
to feel your warm body against mine,
to feel your heart beat under my hand.
How could I possibly explain what I feel for you,
the depth of my emotions?
I yearn to feel your warm touch
that has made my body come alive.
The feel of your sweet kisses upon my lips
revives my very soul,
making me want you even more then before.
I love it when you put your arms around me
and whisper sweet nothings.
It feels so right to be held in your arms,
that it made me believe that I had truly found the one.
I don’t need to be afraid of letting you close
and seeing my true being,
for I know you will love me for me
and never hurt me intentionally.
Every time your gaze falls upon mine,
I look back at you,
letting you see what you mean to me.
I care so much for you
that it would break my heart
if I lost you from my life.
I am truly happy that you are mine.

BMW in Afghanistan...!!!

BMW in Afghanistan...!!!



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politicians - Humour

Politicians

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road
when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed
into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer after
seeing what happened went over to investigate. He then
proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed
bus, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they
weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."

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10 Things You Probably Didn't Know

10 Things You Probably Didn't Know

We often seek the great mysteries of life but often the most
insignificant bits of knowledge can lighten the spirit
instead of giving us more to think about.

10 Things I'll Bet You Didn't Know. . .

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it
starves to death.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one
olive from each salad served in first-class.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until
the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't
wear pants.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a
calorie.

If you were counting, that's 12 things but maybe you knew two
of them.

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Meanings of your name" Just check out

NAME MEANINGS

Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means.

Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. ( Is'nt it GREAT !!)

If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.

For Example : EKTA

E = You are a very exciting person.

K = You like to try new things.

T = You have an attitude, a big one.

A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.

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A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.

B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople .

C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.

D = You have trouble trusting people.

E = You are a very exciting person.

F = Everyone loves you.

G = You have excellent ways of viewing people.

H = You are not judgmental.

I = You are always smiling and making others smile.

J = Jealously

K = You like to try new things.

L = Love is something you deeply believe in.

M = Success comes easily to you.

N = You like to work, but you always want a break.

O = You are very open-minded.

P = You are very friendly and understanding.

Q = You are a hypocrite.

R = You are a social butterfly.

S = You are very broad-minded.

T = You have an attitude, a big one.

U = You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.

V = You have a very good physique and looks.

W = You like your privacy.

X = You never let people tell you what to do.

Y = You cause a lot of trouble.

Z = You're always fighting with someone .

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New Year SMS

Best Collection Of New Year SMS



Years come n go, but this year
I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness
topped with loads of good fortune.
Have a gr8 year ahead!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Before the sun sets in this year,
before the memories fade,
before the net works get jammed
Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2009

In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited
365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you...
So, Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR


Each moment in a day has its own value.
Morning brings HOPE,
Afternoon brings FAITH,
Evening brings LOVE,
Night brings REST,
Hope you will all of them everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

A new year filled woth bright beautiful
wishes for those who looks beyond the horizon.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2009

New Year is the time to
unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures &
gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2009


We will open the book. Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity and
its first chapter is New Year's Day.


May this New Year bring many opportunities your way,
to explore every joy of life and
may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality and
all your efforts into great achievements.


Hope u'll have a New Year
that starts right
and ends Happy!



My wishes for you,
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for March,
No worries for April,
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2009

I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Good resolutions are simply checks
that men draw on a bank
where they have no account.
Happy New Year.

Year's end is neither an end
nor a beginning
but a going on,
with all the wisdom
that experience
can instill in us.
Happy New Year

Here is a wishing that
the coming year is a glorious one
that rewards all your
future endeavors with success

I Wish in 2009
God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

A Relaxed Mind,
A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit,
A Healthy Body &
Heart full of Love..
All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish a Happy New Year 2009

Throughout the Coming Year
may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...
Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous
New Year 2009 with God Bless.

Before the sun sets in this year,
before the memories fade,
before the networks get jammed.....
Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2009

New Year begins, let us pray,
that it will be a year with new Peace,
New Happiness, and abundance of new friends.
God bless you through out the new Year.

Wishing you Happy New Year,
May u always keep in ur heart
the special beauty and cheer of New Year.

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons
& realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2009

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very. ..very prosperious 2009.


New Year count down is about to begin.
Here's sending my choicest blessing of cheers and joys
galore and wishing you a wonderful year 2009.

As the new year takes the flying start,
may it brings peace of heaven to your house
and fills your heart with grace and glory.
Wishing you 366 days of nonstop laughter and good cheers.

May the dawn of New Year leads you to the
path of beautiful tomorrows
and brings abounding joys,
filling your heart with love and home with happiness.

As the old year comes to meet the New Year,
sending you my greetings of bliss and good health.
Wishing you a wonderful Holiday Season and a Happy New Year.

Raise a toast to good times and welcome year 2009
with good friends & good cheers.
Wishing you eternal bliss & superb time ahead.

New Year promises fresh start
and fill every heart with hopes
and aspirations.
Here's sending my wishes of love and laughter this day and forever.

New Year is the perfect time to renew the bond of love.
Here's wishing you my love and good luck this day and always.
Wishing you the season filled with fun times and good cheers..

Let's gather around and celebrate the dawn of sparkling New Year.
May it bring gifts of joys,good health and surprises.
Best wishes for a Happy New Year.

May you achieve success
in every facets of life and all your heartfelt wishes comes true.
Wishing you a Happy New Year of Happiness & Prosperity.

New Year is meant for celebrations
and spending joyous time with loved ones.
May the beauty of New Year
be with you forever and your wishes
of peace,health and happiness ring true.

Embark on a fresh start this New Year.
May it brings sunshine to your life
and embrace you with happiness,Love and Warmth.
Best wishes for a happy New Year.

May this new year
bring many opportunities
your way to explore
every joy of life

May this new year bring many opportunities to your way,
to explore every joy of life
&
may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm,
turning all your dreams into reality
and all your efforts into great achievements.
Happy New Year to you & your loved ones.

With all the Rose's Perfume and with all the lights in the world
and with all the children's Smiles...
I Wish U that ur all dreams comes true.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009*

May in this new year all your dreams turn
into reality and all your efforts into great achievements

May the new Year brings new hopes,
new promises
and new reasons to celebrate your presence in your lives.
Have a Joyous New Year

May this new year adorn your life with many beautiful things and sweet
memories to cherish forever. And care of those whom the heart holds
close, along with abundant joys and happiness, for you and your family.
Wishing you life's best this New Year

On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes

This note comes especially, dear Friend, to wish you a marvellous start
as the year begins. ...And hope that all your dreams come true, making
it truly a Wonderful year for you.

Better than any New Year has been and will be, Better than any joy
known or to be known, Better than any wish realised or to be realised-
that's how, this New Year should be for you. Have a great new year.

This message comes to wish you happiness and every good thing too, to
make this New Year, a wonderful one for you and then the kind of
happiness desired by your heart and family times, filled with peace and joy,
right from the start. Happy New Year 2 u & ur loved ones

May all the dreams in your eyes,
All the desires in your heart and
All the hopes in your life blend together,
To give you the most spectacular New Year ever.
Happy New Year

New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations

New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations

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New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations ( office humor )

*Dress Code*

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.

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*Sick Days*

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.

If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

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*Personal Days*

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

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*Toilet Use*

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.

At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.

After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category".

Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy!

You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe in and out from the toilet doors also.

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*Lunch Break*

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.

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*Mails*

Don't read junk and forwarded mails.

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Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,

All questions, comments,concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations,consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management.

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