srilankanfun: January 2009

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Computers - Male or Female??

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Computers are Like Women Because...

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No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

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The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

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Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

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As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

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You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.

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Computers are Like Men Because...

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In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

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They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

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They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

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As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

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They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Sri Lankan Top Model Chula

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100 ways to love

1. Hug them.

2. Write a love note.

3. Call them at work just to say "Hi."

4. Give them a foot massage.

5. Tell them a joke.

6. Caress them with slow gentle strokes.

7. Go for a walk with them.

8. Send them a "happy gram."

9. Admit your mistakes.

10. Say: "I love you."

11. Indulge a whim.

12. Listen to them talk about an interest of theirs.

13. Be trustworthy.

14. Instead of complaining, tell them what you would prefer.

15. Look at them when you're in a discussion.

16. Send flowers.

17. Compliment something they did.

18. Offer to help.

19. Ask them to show you how to do something.

20. Call when you are going to be late.

21. Take them out to dinner.

22. Write them a poem about how special they are.

23. Cut out a cartoon they'll enjoy.

24. Ask them what they'd like sexually.

25. Go shopping together.

26. Take an afternoon drive.

27. Cuddle.

28. Put your arm around them in front of others.

29. Take them out on a surprise date.

30. Do something they want to do.

31. Listen.

32. Plan a candle light dinner.

33. Look at old photos together.

34. Serve them breakfast in bed.

35. Hold hands.

36. Share sexual fantasies.

37. Do a work project together.

38. Rub their back.

39. Take a shower together.

40. Carry their photo in your wallet.

41. Go away together for a weekend holiday.

42. Kiss them.

43. Smile more when you look at them.

44. Go for a bicycle ride together.

45. Surprise them with "special" attire.

46. Plan a picnic lunch.

47. Read something together about how to have a better relationship.

48. Repeat what they say before answering.

49. Say "Good morning" first.

50. Ask if they have a few minutes first before interrupting.

51. Send them a card.

52. Surprise them with a gift when it's a non-holiday.

53. Cook them a favorite meal.

54. Try a new restaurant.

55. Ask them how they feel.

56. Let them know when you are proud of them.

57. Ask for their opinion.

58. Turn on some romantic music.

59. Dedicate a song to them.

60. Send them a balloon bouquet.

61. Watch a sunset together.

62. Play a game together.

63. Have them teach you something they know.

64. Tell them they have the night off.

65. Go to a movie they select.

66. Ask them for a hug.

67. Wear some new cologne.

68. Take them to Bali.

69. Discuss future plans with them.

70. Ask if you can help when they look sad.

71. Ask them about their dreams.

72. Meet them for lunch.

73. Enlarge a scenic photo of a place you've shared.

74. Give them a gift certificate for their favorite store.

75. Tell them what you like about them.

76. Buy them a new perfume.

77. Take them to a scenic spot.

78. Send them a gourmet gift basket.

79. Send them a joke card.

80. Let them know when you've thought of them during the day.

81. Buy them a toy.

82. Compliment them to their friends.

83. Bring them a thirst quenching drink.

84. Tell them when they look attractive.

85. Send them a post card.

86. Invite them to a secret rendezvous.

87. Give them a massage.

88. Take a lesson with them.

89. Look at photos together of when you met.

90. Plan a vacation with them.

91. Listen openly to their opposing opinion.

92. Buy them a new piece of jewelry.

93. Watch a TV show they like with them

94. Write them a letter.

95. Listen to music with them, such as an old favorite.

96. Whisper sweet nothings in their ear.

97. Tell them what you like that they do.

98. Give a head massage.

99. Invite them to a concert.

100. Let them know you care.

Katie Holmes at the SAG awards

Thank goodness Katie Holmes ditched her matronly garb and opted to wear something sexy to the SAG awards. This asymmetrical Jil Sander frock looked sensational on her fit frame.

TOP 5 DATING MISTAKES THAT DRIVE WOMEN AWAY

There are many things that may turn off a particular woman but may be acceptable to another, while on a date. And then there are some dating mistakes that turn off all women alike, with equal strength. Here are top five dating mistakes that you don't want to commit if you want to see her again:

1. Asking her to pay
Women hate to be asked to pay for a date. More often than not, the gen x women themselves insist on going dutch these days but they consider it insulting to be asked to pay. So even if the date has been almost perfect till the bill landed on the table, asking her to pay has the potential to turn the evening upside down.

2. Complete lack of chivalry
Yes! It's true. Women love guys who open the doors for them and not only drop them home but also walk them up to their flat. And they hate guys who think ten times about dropping a woman even late in the night and grab the first drink that comes on the table. So, brush up on your chivalry quotient before you ask a real woman out on a date.

3. Your narcissistic and loud behavior
Do you order food you like without asking for her preferences? Do you keep yapping about how cool you are and how you have the perfect high powered job, car, family, home and so on instead of trying to get to know her better? Do you constantly show off you expensive possessions? Do you fuss about what you must eat and how you are served? If yes, you have painted yourself as a complete self centered narcissist who loves to show off. And women hate men who are so obsessed with themselves.

4. Bad listening skills
Conversation is a two-way process. She is here to chat up with you and not listen to a radio transmission about you where there is no space for her to contribute. So you better listen up to what she is saying, because she may be revealing the path to her heart. If you are talking and talking alone, you will miss the directions!

5. Being bitchy about your ex girlfriend
If you talk about your ex girlfriend/s in the negative light once too often and go on about where they went wrong, you will put your current date in danger. This is because women hate men who can't respect women and relationships. And anyway, your current date's point of view may not match with yours, in which case you will only ensure that she never meets you again. Which does not mean you go on praising your ex girlfriend; its best to avoid talking about her altogether.

Have a nice day,