Saturday, November 22, 2008

Implants new ear

Implants new ear

Doctor implants new ear to a man.
Man: U fraud, U gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, now I can hear everything but understand nothing.

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DIFF. BETWEEN GOD,TAILOR,GIRLFRIEND & WIFE?

GOD MAKES MAN,
TAILOR MAKES HIM GENTELMAN,
GIRLFRIEND MAKES HIM HE-MAN
AND WIFE MAKES HIM DOBARMAN.

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This cat,
Is cat,
A cat,
Good cat,
Way cat,
To cat,
Keep cat,
An cat,
Idiot cat,
Busy cat,
For cat,
20 cat,
Seconds cat !...
Now read it without the word cat

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Dream makes al things possible,
Hope makes al things work,
Luv makes al thigs beutifl,
Smile makes al d abv
So always BRUSH
UR TEETH...!

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